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Thu, 26 Jan 2006 22:34:19 GMT

things i have learned from being left handed:

-debit card passwords can never be pinned as 'hellhole' --WHY ONLY NUMBERS?
-wow, kennedy had so many hard decisions to make. wow.
-if i was russian i would have gone to ballet school
-if you want something from a boy, bite them
-snowboarding is way better than having friends.
i'm kidding on the last one, but maybe some people should take up snowboarding so we can hang out more.
-art is easy if you actually draw enough to be good at it
-people should only make their own clothes
-gay people should be very scared. the conservatives won. HAR just kidding
-i wish the gvt would hang cavases around vancity so us kids can paint in peace without feeling bad for drawing on other peoples buildings
-drugs are bad
-i really really like indian people
-i really really dont like indian people
-i want to go to vietnam

graziella is a bitch. I'm going to kill her with fighting knives

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:40:01 GMT

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

Old singers half-forgetful of their tunes,
Old painters color-blind come back once more,
Old poets skill-less in the wind-heart runes,
Old wizards lacking in their wonder-lore:

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

All they that with strange sadness in their eyes
Ponder in silence o'er earth's queynt devyse?

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

Kung walked
by the dynastic temple
and into the cedar grove,
and then out by the lower river,
And with him Khieu Tchi
and Tian the low speaking
And "we are unknown," said Kung,

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

four lean hounds crouched low and smiling
the merry deer ran before.

Fleeter be they than dappled dreams
the swift sweet deer
the red rare deer.

NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

the deer lay down their bones
dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:
that deer's a pile of guts and bones, no one could pull her off the road

NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

to the dim end, no matter what magic of grass, water and precipice, & pain of wounds,

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

Among the silver hills of heaven,
Draw everlasting dew;
Wine of wine,
Blood of the world,
Form of forms and mould of statures,
That I; intoxicated,
And by the draught assimilated,
May float at pleasure through all natures,
The bird-language rightly spell,
And that which roses say so well.

NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

!!!!!
NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

Wine that is shed
Like the torrents of the sun
Up the horizon walls,
Or like the Atlantic streams, which run
When the South Sea calls

NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

!!!!

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

these were our wine days

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

well

dampé & mask kid - where lies my tarp says:

here i am

NO! porridge. THERE GOES! nail polish. the polish IS CHIPPED OH HELL says:

The dancing Pleiads and eternal men.

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:24:09 GMT

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

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Batman, the Dark Knight

100%

Neo, the "One"

96%

James Bond, Agent 007

83%

Captain Jack Sparrow

79%

Lara Croft

75%

Indiana Jones

71%

Maximus

71%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

William Wallace

63%

The Terminator

46%

El Zorro

38%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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i thought i'd have more spider- laura croft in me, but apparently i'm just a kung fu dark knight. i'm not complaining, batman is my homes

what the fuck?

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:40:06 GMT

"Last week, I couldn't work a suicide-bombing shift because I had to be alive early the next morning for patrol duty," Hassim said. "I was calling everyone, but I had a hell of a time trying to find someone to replace me. At the last minute, Fathi [Abd al-Khalid] agreed to take the shift. That guy's such a martyr."

and people say Islam is a peaceful religion. someone give me text straight from the qu'ran because I just can't buy it.

peeps this if you're curious. it's insane.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37477

and I hate someone. finally, I actually HATE someone.

good thing that site is only a joke! haha. i think it's pretty funny

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 18:50:02 GMT

i talked to sophia wednesday night. hearing her voice was like listening to the song of a thousand cats. she was just the pep talk i needed before my midterm.

it's frustrating when some people get really nervous or caught up about stupid things most people wouldn't worry about. especially when they think you have bad social etiquete (sp?) when it's more so leaning towards their own social akwardness or stupidity. but anyway.

this digresses from my main reason for writing in here. after talking to sophia i realized this:

a) I need to get out of Canada and b) go to fucking africa

not to ghana or through the gap program, but do what i've wanted to do for almost 3 or 4 years and go to kenya and tanzania. and i want to do it this summer. i have to have to do it. just drop everything and go. whether i need to take out a loan or i find the money, i'm going to go.

so, someone needs to volunteer to punch me if i don't end up going this summer. i mean it, someone needs to punch me. seriously, comment and we'll cut a deal.

anyway, i just got my lacoste jacket in that i ordered off ebay, so i'm going to go for a walk to test it out. ( i feel slightly hypocritical talking about africa then talking about pawing my lacoste jacket. someone can punch me in the arm for that, but not as hard as when i don't go to africa (if i dont') )

xo.

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:19:07 GMT

tra la. sitting in the library. just wrote my english midterm. twas a joke. hurrah.

ich gehe ins die value village mit carolyn am samstag. wir sind shopping for halloween costumes. hurrah. i think i shall be scarecrow this halloween.

ARGH WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING ON HALLOWEEN? I can't decide what i should do.

THINKING THINKING.

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:46:08 GMT

i'm trying not to laugh because it really isn't funny that there's a naked picture of louise in elsie's journal. seriously, it's not funny. at all.

i'm also trying not to laugh because it's not funny that i've drunk myself into a hazey stupor so i can pain myself through this political science paper.

now it's time to howl at the moon before i continue drinking japenese beers.

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 02:16:38 GMT

purrr kitties purrr.

so right now my life looks like this

rcel, jdel at phil's

look at him go!!

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life rocks

ps- does anyone know how to make the pictures bigger? that took way too long for such small sizes!

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 06:00:35 GMT

with all this hate i had for ubc prior to going there, it turns out i actually really, really love it. i love ubc. i love the campus. i love my schedule and course load. i love my friends and i love my new bike i bought today. it's an old classic blue raleigh and it originally had huge cruise handle bars, but sadly i had to take them off and replace them with an old european bike-style handle bars since biking to class would have been a pain in the ass. my little crew members all have bikes, we'll go for midnight rides and show those art collective bike rally kids what midnight riding is all about.

i almost said cool kids, we belong together (i hope this does not really qualify as actually saying it) but i stopped myself now that almost every little nerd has made that a part of their livejournal reading and/or have that under their 'favourites quotes' on their msn profiles.

see bottle rockets. even wes anderson's bad films are good.

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 22:24:01 GMT

HEY COOL i'm in ontario.

i love the lakes, the humidity, but i have yet to be graced with a giant electrical storm. i love loud thunder and that dangerous fork lighting. delicious.

imma gonna go and meet up with adrian at sauble beach tomorrow. baw haw haw. fun.

canada's wonderland soon too.

"I SHALL RETURN" for anyone in history here. back in a number of days.

bah bahh

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 18:14:22 GMT

astronaut or rockstar? you decide. because apparently i can't. ugh.

summer has been great. new friends and environments. i think i like it.

yah so i haven't seen phil at all like we summer planned it. i'll phone him soon enough so we can mooch beer like chums do at the beach. folk fest rocked. confessed secrets and heartbreaks to adrian. oh adrian, if only you could understand! i need that perspective gun they have in hitch hiker's guide. then everything would be alright and we could both be incredibly happy. however, this won't happen. so i shall lick my wounds and continue listening to fiest until i'm satsified.

buck 65 and fiest were really impressive. so was the folk fest. i think it was a very good year. speak in short sentences must i.

i think i'm going to ontario and cuba soon. there i can sit and pout and practice my swahili with trees and deers. well, in ontario at least.

oh shmooshed up heart, pull yourself together dammit!

the astronaut will die in space and i'll be left watching the mourning children. THANKS A LOT.

dammit i don't know what to do. i think i've lost the zest, but i can't go sprinkle it upon )@*#$^@097 because of the circumstances. oh circumstance.

ARRHGGFJHFDLKGD DSOMEBODY EAT THE ROCKSTAR BEFORE I DO!!!! ARGHg@!hGHERGTERW;OJLGW;J DEATH!

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 02:07:50 GMT

time for a quickie.

i have one more exam until i'm over. one final pull, the last hoorah.

hmmm, if summer shapes up to be anything like this i think i will have a pleasent month or two.

on monday i slept at kai's. he showed me east van vigilante squad. it was hilarious. adrian's a real fool!
tuesday i slapped my english exam in the face
wednesday i was a good along with thursday. good goofiness.
friday the tutorial...however, after the tutorial phil, steve, emile + others drank in merriment. i was the only girl there, which i was not prepared for. but whatevs. it was fun. steve, eric and i chased a skunk behind the skeleton of a house being built. how stupid of us. ah oh well. hmmm i went back to phil's to play some halo fun. after 4 hours of precious sleep phil and i woke up to enjoy kits day. there were discounts at the comic shop and cd's at zulu for 5 bucks. i'm about 8 cd's richer now, 2, of which i actually paid for. good.

im going to go test this record needle out now, i doubt it's any good, but phil jacked it for me so i have to at least try.

byebye butterflies.xo

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 05:28:39 GMT

DAMMIT. i lost my whole entry.

ok then time for brief update. no time conjunction. only write quick.

phil steve anya me pulled all-nighter friday. fun. loved. dave laughed. nesta ate mango.

saturday beach phil steve my confidantes. big waves crashed = fun.

monday tuesday= last day class. bittersweet. I did nothing bad. good me. elsie me people went beach traditional one year fun fun. it fun.

wednesday saw batman. i'm love scarecrow. he hot. beautiful man. blue eyes. good movie, saw twice. again on friday. wednesday grad beach party = good but shutdown cops.

friday late night walk ben. walk darklights talked. good. bed at 4 oclock

today studied. bought shoes, ben bought two. stuff i own nice. cool.

bought gorillaz album. thought mistake. actually good. damon albarn saves day. he does times1000. who does not love blur? scoff away music snobs, i know better this time.

ben me fought after shopping. it fun. we fight small things. we fight cos feels good make up. we dance after fight. fun that way .

hah...ok. that probably took just as long to write. i saved myself no time.

time to study, bitches. xo

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 04:41:14 GMT

burning disks at old nine oclock when essays are due and test are flying towards me and smacking me had like a bug on a windshield.

i'm at ben's right now, since my cd burner doesn't work. i'm finishing my PC project so i can say KISS MY BUTT PC! IM GRADUATING! TIME TO GET NAKED.
benjamin's in the other room playing contra 3 and most likely not dying as fast as i do while i sit here and listen to the end is not the end.

saturday i was pretttttty naughty. oh do tell! emiles three-person harmony played a most excellent set, while the ingredients, (aka the gay communist gun club) was not so much good as kind of gross. however, they were not so rotten as to ruin my night. while they played away with adrian's not so cute singing, kai and i played some football and got our freak on with some old italians. they were so precious! this old little italian lady retrieving kai's football from her rosemary garden. after this close-call, we took the balls to the streets and threw it, kindly spiralling towards some grd8 stoners with poorly dyed hair. yum yum, pot. OUCH FOOOTBALL FACE! ha ok....
it from the freezer to chill her beer! well adrian theodore underhill, over my dead body would you kill isaac and my tradition!. after flagrant language and abrasive tone i managed to sneak the shoe back into the freezer, just to make sure someone would walk home with really cold toes.

roger miller? you did the score for disney's robin hood? oh sigh, when disney was still decent..... what a ruined corperate giant.

i'm getting cold, so now i shall go rumage through ben's closet for warmth

xo mofos.

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 18:49:07 GMT

argh, not another good night. NOT ANOTHER ONE. downfall was long but fantastic and very very sad.

NOOOO BUT I CANNOT BREAK MY CURSE. IT *IS* A CURSE. ARGH.

as elvis says: "wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiseee men say, only fooooooools russssssssssh innnnn, but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can'ttttttttttt heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllp falling in loooooooooooooooooove witttttttttttttttttttttth youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. darling so it goeeeeeees, somethings are meant to beeeeee"

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 05:56:10 GMT

FRIENDS ONLY

YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET IT.

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:18:32 GMT

friends only now mates, if you care to be let in the door, just give a knock. you may or may not be invited. i'm deleting everyone, just asked to be let back, i know it's way colder outside.

tah tah

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:35:25 GMT

to see napoleon dynamite tonight, or not. that is the question.
what a nice, stress-free week

sweet, sweet joy of mine

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 06:11:55 GMT

the week is drawing to a close. somebody say hurrah, for term one ends, stress deflates, my mind unwinds, and I get to enjoy the company of many whom I have not seen in ions. or uh, a few weeks.

happy birthday euvie, doll-face. pale blue eyes (my favourite velvet underground song)
<3 <3 <3 (i'm slightly broke right now, I'll attempt to conjure up a gift for you, but you may need to settle on thrice-a-heart)

6 months a day a go. two years gone from now. smiling to the present day.
I now have a little glass octopus baby named oliver oscar sparks-short. he is clear glass with eight, orange little tentacles, a red beak, and a red barrette . my little gorgeous octopus son. silver cross earrings were part of the 6 month deal under the sarodian empire. this tsarina is pleased. I'm not making sense. that means me likey

I'm writing a very wonderful story right now about owls and steep woods, evergreen trees galore. that's a christmas gift.

I miss michelle. I will see her on friday.
k time to tackle lit. oh god. here we go..

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 05:54:29 GMT

car doors are NOT supposed to slam that hard.
people are frustrating. this journal has no insight. how i love thee
end of term is more tiring and frustrating.
displaced rage is cute until you almost break your mates car door.
displaced rage is never cute!
RAR!!*(^(*@^(@%^(!@%^(!@^%@!(&%
sushi didnt even release the anger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 03:47:10 GMT

batmanry = 1.one whose actions go unnoticed 2. a modest, humble hero 3. one who does not possess the necessary powers to conquer evil but does a damn good job at attempting

lettuce all invent new words.

halloween family

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 03:13:29 GMT

ben and I on halloween. you can't really see our costumes..but we looked grand. callum's no longer in his leopard suit either. god he was cute.

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 06:55:19 GMT

ravages eternal spirit
long black things
wreaking destruction
my soul cries out
...pain!....pain!
it caws like the crow.

desolation over takes me
for I am weak
and nothing but a sucka
the act of abasing
currently. presently. always. past. future tense grammar
mcdonalds
how can I love it?
when I love nothing
BLACKBLACKBLACKBLACKBLACKBLACK
HOLY COW BATMAN! MY EYELINER IS NOT DARK ENOUGH
I am no longer racoon
I AM ASHAMED.
no apple is ever perfect
worms sleep in all the seeds.
seeds are so depressing.
math is my forte
triangles are pointy. they cut my skin
so logically it hurts
the way telus mobility
is more popular in vancouver
than in ontario
I am an individual.
I like bell mobility.

time to go adjust my dog collar. tah tah!

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 01:26:13 GMT

happy post-halloween you ghoulish fiends. haha.

benny and I took my nephew trick or treating. callum was a leopard and ben and I were paul and linda mccartney. that was wun-da-ful. we even got some candy for ourselves too...

I have a term exam coming up for lit. so I better go clean my room and study. giddamn. procrastination.

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 05:10:27 GMT

the best moment of the night being when fans came up and read their favourite poems of mine,

if I said I read poetry to billy corgan, (and his audience) would you believe me?

yeah I didn't think so.

he made my week. now to decipher what book he wrote down for me to read....some self-help thingie? it's cool when you can tell billy corgan your problems

I <3 billy.